Didier Drogba’s singular act brings Double reward for Chelsea | Paul Hayward

A stunning free-kick was all that separated the Cup finalists but their prospects could not be further apart

In surely the most inequitable FA Cup final in history a club who have fed off more than £700m in gifts from a Russian oligarch defeated another who are at least £130m in debt and owe the South Central Ambulance Service £19,535.39 and the Scout Association of Guernsey £697.

Chelsea collected £1.8m for completing their first League and FA Cup Double but the real measure of that small gain is that they paid £9.5m to agents in the year from October 2008. The real prize was the restoration of domestic supremacy. Carlo Ancelotti’s men secured the Premier League title with an 8-0 thumping of Wigan Athletic and added the FA Cup with yet another Didier Drogba Wembley goal, his third in the endgame of the world’s oldest knockout competition and his sixth in Cup matches at this £756m stadium.

To Chelsea: a victory parade at 1pm tomorrow through affluent west London streets. For Portsmouth, a trudge back south that will have felt like a drive to a cliff’s edge. All season neutrals have admired their stoicism in the face of a debt crisis that has been written up by some as mismanagement but is far more serious and sinister than that. The community schools and sports centres and the St John Ambulance will not care to be told that simple incompetence caused them to be stiffed by a succession of so-called owners.

The fans pick up the tab for this scandal and it was a pity for them that such a powerful and resolute Chelsea team opposed them on their last day in football’s sun. The way some told it after the José Mourinho/Internazionale ambush in the Champions League, Ancelotti’s side were the Chelsea Pensioners hobbling into sepia. But Chelsea are not a decrepit team if 26-28 is the optimum point on maturity’s graph. Only Salomon Kalou of the starting XI was under 25, but only four were over 30.

Ancelotti, who managed the imperishable aristocrats of Milan, could give lectures on the folly of dismissing 29-year-olds as doddery.

Drogba, the season’s leading scorer with 29 in the Premier League and 37 overall, is now 32, but what sense could there be in disparaging his best season in Chelsea blue on the basis that the goals may dry up in some indeterminate future? Persistent rumours say Abramovich is willing to bid high for Liverpool’s Fernando Torres as Manchester City and perhaps Barcelona join the race to sign arguably the world’s best centre-forward.

Any spending the Chelsea owner sanctions now will stem not from panic but deep strength. “It is not an old team, we have players with experience, with ability, with skills; it is not necessary to spend only for spending,” Ancelotti says, with classic Milanese respect for fully ripened talent.”

Yet last year Chelsea are believed to have had a £12m bid for Everton’s Jack Rodwell rejected and Abramovich is sufficiently emboldened by Ancelotti’s success to build another bonfire of his windfall wealth. All he wanted, probably, with his lecture to the troops after the Champions League setback, was a demonstration of the team’s resolve not to be Manchester United’s punchbag for another year.

Only Jimmy Greaves, in 1960-61, has scored more times in a season for them than Drogba, who has spoken of his “special relationship” with Wembley.

Only last week he was throwing hissy fits in the 8-0 win against Wigan after Frank Lampard grabbed the ball off him as he was about to take a penalty. This is the Big D package: histrionics, cascades of uncontrollable emotion, and a kind of barn-burning grandeur when he really craves the prize.

Five times Chelsea struck woodwork before the Premier League’s Golden Boot winner drove a free-kick in off David James’s far post in a match of two missed penalties (Kevin-Prince Boateng for Pompey, then Lampard for Chelsea). Ancelotti takes his garland for controlling Drogba’s moods, liberating Chelsea’s stifled creativity and guiding them to 103 Premier League goals: a record for the competition.

It was another FA Cup victory, though, that may speak most eloquently of Chelsea’s future. For the first time since 1961 the club raised the FA Youth Cup, after many years of frantic teenage-talent chasing, and Ancelotti has promised to promote to first-team action next season Jeffrey Bruma, Fabio Borini, Gaël Kakuta, Patrick van Aanholt and Nemanja Matic. Abramovich’s dream of a self-supporting empire is bolstered by new Premier League rules obliging clubs to have eight homegrown players in their first-team squads.

This time last year Lampard and John Terry urged the club to make “fantasy” signings to peg United back.” There is no such imperative now, merely an urge to go on improving. The catalyst, plainly, has been Ancelotti’s management. Yuri Zhirkov was the only major signing last summer (at £18m) and he has hardly played. Talent has been reorganised and re-energised. That way, Abramovich could take his hits in the world business markets and fall back on the apolitical talents of his fifth manager in five years.

“Success is the key driver in the popularity stakes,” said the club’s chief executive, Ron Gourlay, recently, meaning that Asian and African minds can be invaded only by a Chelsea side lording it over Manchester United and Arsenal. Since Mourinho left there have been many dire predictions: Abramovich would get bored and wander off, his private army would fail to protect him against some enemy or the global financial crash would shift him from a 370-foot yacht to a dinghy.

They are still waiting. The old guard of this Chelsea side are back on top for the first time since 2006, youth is poking through and there is apparently money to buy another household name. Most of all, Ancelotti is one cool cat who has conquered English football without fuss. As for Portsmouth and their devoted fans, the only dance they’re doing is with oblivion.

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Double has less meaning but Chelsea will still be up for the FA Cup | David Lacey

Portsmouth have had a torrid season but can still thwart Chelsea by pulling off the biggest FA Cup final shock for over 20 years

When Tottenham Hotspur reported for training in the summer of 1960 their captain, Danny Blanchflower, informed the Spurs chairman, Fred Bearman, that: “We’ll win the Double for you this season, the league and the Cup.” Bearman believed him. However, had John Terry put a similar prediction to Roman Abramovich 10 months ago Chelsea’s Russian owner might have thought the captain was setting his sights a little low. These days the Champions League is the grail, the old Double is a couple of domestic baubles to keep the trophy cabinet respectable.

True, adding the FA Cup to the Premier League would, for Chelsea, be a unique achievement. As Didier Drogba has pointed out, it would be better than anything the team won in a single season under José Mourinho, although they collected six trophies during his three years at Stamford Bridge. Yet the Double does not command the awed admiration that it once did and had ceased to do so even before Manchester United pulled off the treble with their stoppage-time triumph in the Champions League final at the Camp Nou in 1999.

Rarities become commonplace with repetition. If Chelsea beat Portsmouth at Wembley today it will be the 11th time the league and FA Cup Double has been completed and the fifth in 16 seasons. Compare this to the gap that lay between Aston Villa doing the Double in 1897 and Tottenham’s hallelujahs in 1961. When Blanchflower matter-of-factly told Bearman that Spurs were about to make 20th-century history he did so in the knowledge that a whole host of potential Double winners had been frustrated by injuries, loss of form and plain bad luck.

For a long time it was assumed that if any club were going to pull off the feat in the modern game it would be Arsenal, the most successful team of the 1930s and still a power in the immediate postwar period. But it did not happen for them until 1971. In the mid-50s the most likely Double winners were the West Bromwich Albion team of Ronnie Allen and Johnny Nicholls, but they came no nearer than winning the Cup in 1954 after finishing runners-up to Wolves in the league.

Vic Buckingham, then the Albion manager, was confident the Double would be done but that it would take a great team to do so, “for apart from the nine months’ tangle of seething-hot competition in the league there is the deadly wait between the semi-finals and final and the league programme to complete. Physical and moral strength, premeditated method in play and that veneer of ruthlessness will achieve it.”

No doubt Carlo Ancelotti would agree. Under his guidance this season Chelsea have shown all of those characteristics listed by Buckingham more than half a century ago, even if the extramural activities of certain players may have challenged the bit about moral strength. Certainly Wigan will bear witness to the new ruthlessness in Chelsea’s football after last Sunday’s 8-0 mauling that ensured the arrival of the league title at Stamford Bridge for a fourth time.

It is a peculiarity of Double seasons that the feat has almost invariably been achieved in an atmosphere of anticlimax, usually because as spectacles the relevant FA Cup finals have been less interesting than the results. Liverpool’s 3-1 victory over Everton to complete the Double under Kenny Dalglish in 1986 remains the best footballing occasion of the bunch, followed by Arsenal beating Chelsea 2-0 in Cardiff in 2002. The 4-0 defeat of Chelsea in 1994 that gave Manchester United their first Double is the most one-sided encounter so far, although that may be eclipsed when Chelsea play Portsmouth this afternoon.

To Pompey falls the task of thwarting a Double by pulling off the biggest shock in an FA Cup final since Wimbledon upset considerable odds by beating Liverpool, who had just regained the league title in some style, at Wembley in 1988. But the Dons had previously held their opponents to a 1-1 draw at home that season, whereas Chelsea won 5-0 at Fratton Park in March.

If the Double deed is to be done again at least let it be done on a decent playing surface. “No complaint could be lodged on the state of the turf,” reported a scribe who covered Preston’s Double-winning final against Wolves at the Kennington Oval in 1889. The present Wembley pitch, which has now been laid more times than Lady Chatterley, is as much on trial today as the teams.

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Why is a Portsmouth win in the FA Cup final so appealing? | Barney Ronay

Pompey are not lovable but it is hard not to admire their Hollywood-like refusal to die

The FA Cup final is already a fascinating meeting of opposites: Portsmouth, a club who have pretended to be rich, against Chelsea, a club who remain almost unassailably so. Next to today’s blue-chip opponents Portsmouth have the look of a society imposter, some small-town insurgent in a borrowed tuxedo, the sole of one shoe flapping, shirt-front triangle flipping up, and an entire invented history very publicly unravelling as he prepares very quietly, to beat your brains in with an oar. Only one thing seems certain: partisans aside, it is surprisingly easy to want them to win it.

Not because Portsmouth are lovable. This is not in any sense a self-propelling crackpot modern fairytale. Perhaps you might even still feel the tug of something Hollywood in Portsmouth’s rag-tag widescreen reckoning up, picturing some Pompey-shirted Steve Guttenberg or Tom Hanks rising solemnly to his feet as the dressing room falls silent and saying, “Fellas, this isn’t about us. Hell, it’s about…” even as your hand skitters about in search of a toothpick or a kebab skewer to jab repeatedly into your own eye to drive back the auto-schmaltz tears.

The Portsmouth that will reach its full stop at Wembley has instead been a ludicrously fuzzy-headed organisation. And let’s not be fooled by attempts to garland the players with altruistic laurels because they clubbed together to keep some of the people who do chores for them in a job for a few weeks. When considering a Premier League club burdened with unimaginable debt, it is important to remember at all times that up to 90% of this has been given to the players, converted directly into a bathtub carved out of a five-tonne block of limestone, 25 identical unworn pairs of earwig-skin pointy brown leather bloke shoes, and enough combined vast yawning flat-screen mega-pixel TV expanse to fill the red spot on Jupiter. This is what has happened here: compulsive excess. They didn’t ask for it, we hear. But they certainly took it.

Perhaps the only really lovable thing about Portsmouth is Avram Grant, often criticised at Chelsea for his glum, sardonic, mooching demeanour, even at times when his glum, sardonic, mooching demeanour was by far the best thing about Chelsea. In adversity he has developed a lovely, shrugging excitability, a conviction that something or other means something and that’s the real, you know, point here.

Plus, of course, Portsmouth’s supporters have remained steadfast and unbowed, even the ones who have to stand near that man and his annoying bell. But I wonder if even Portsmouth fans can really love this nonexistent screen-grab of a team. This is the seductive quality of a Portsmouth victory: it would surely be one of the most meaningless triumphs in any cup competition. This is a team of the here and now and nothing else, one that’s falling apart before our eyes. Look, there go its legs racing in on goal but not stopping, carrying on over the hoardings and off down Wembley Way.

In a way you can admire the furiously literal-minded shamelessness of Portsmouth, their utter immersion in the crackhead-scale appetites of the Premier League. While also feeling a bit sorry for the FA Cup, with its foot-bath-level reservoir of dwindling magic, still standing by trying to look dignified and vital while an imported drama of opposites takes place on its lawn.

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